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# From the 90s
In the 90s I made a Windows sound player and these were some of the clips I liked...
From the videogame Sinistar, a terrific roar
In the 90s, I thought this Gulf War clip didn't make our guys sound so great...
"You got me hotter than Georgia Asphalt"
"No time for love Doctor Jones!" (from Clerks)
"Ooh Good Monkey!"
"Look at me, I'm a cowboy!"
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
Clinton talking about "reckless acts" seemed kinda funny when Monicagate came out.
"AN OBJECT AT REST CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
Beck alert tone...
# Simpsons
Bits from the Simpsons.
"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty!" (so useful at work)
"You call this thing a SUPER COMPUTER??" (also useful for work)
"I just want attention"
--Grandpa Simpson (again, good for work)
"Lousy minor setback! THIS WORLD SUCKS"
"Let's Sacrifice him to our GODDD
"Ya silk-wearin' buttercup"
--Groundskeeper Willy
Homer Simpson is the Champion -- of the WORLD (LONG)
(Champion, just the last line)
Homer on responding to women's needs.
Mr. Burns meets the Germans. (LONG)
"FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE!" (LONG)
(Badge quote, but just the best line)
Krusty laughs
Krusty insults the audience
Homer on Thermodynamics.
# Obama reads "Dreams from my Father"
Regretsy posted some clips of Obama reading his own book, and taking the voices of various characters from his life... cussing hilarity ensues.
"Way too complicated."
"Buy your own damn fries."
"There are white folks..."
"Sure you can have my number baby!"
"Got nothing on me..."
# Bawdy
A few raunchier clips
Bawdy and rather NSFW song, did you ever wonder...
Radio clip "Buttplugs" - made me laugh and laugh (VERY LONG)